One Last Surprise

For any situation in life there is always a scene or quote from the Simpsons that correlates with it. (See previous post regarding Mr Burns’ squad of monkeys at typewriters). In this case, for the last few days, as the end of Filmlab approached, yet all was comparatively quiet, I had a growing sense of unease that Stephen Cleary  was holding back some momentous new surprise for us. Yet there was no sign of any movement.

It was like that episode of the Simpsons where the Yakuza and the Mafia end up having a fight on the lawn of the Simpsons house. Marge drags Homer in from watching the fight. He complains that he wants to see what the Yakuza guy just standing on the lawn doing nothing is going to do. Because he knows whatever he does, it is going to be big. But Marge drags him away. We then hear screams of pain and when Homer looks back there is a pile of bodies lying next to the inscrutable Yakuza.

If someone had turned away yesterday afternoon, this is what the effect would be like. Stephen, at almost the last minute threw up a task whereby we had to tell our entire film stories in less than five minutes to someone from the other group. This is a hard enough task in itself and it was instructive to see if we could distill the essence of our projects so succinctly. The other person then had to re-tell the story back to us to see if what we had said had been coherent enough for them to understand.

And here comes the kicker. Stephen then said for our last day we had to film everyone else in the Lab re-telling our story and then edit it together as one sequence. As he outlined this, is was quite hilarious to watch all the producers slump further into their chairs in horror as they realised the enormity of the task in such a limited time frame. Our last day consists of an extended singing session (there are rumours our efforts will be recorded for posterity), we meet with our mentors/tormentors to get their feedback on how they think our projects are shaping up, and the producers have a meeting to discuss where to from here. That leaves us a couple of hours to complete the task- about the time it would take to simply digitize the footage, let alone shoot and edit it.

And so we are left with an impossible task. I am not sure whether Stephen actually realised this (I am sure he claim it was all part of his master Zen strategy) but it sums up the Filmlab experience perfectly- you never know what to expect, apart from you know it will seem impossible when you first approach it.

I can’t actually think of a Simpsons metaphor for this one, so I will resort to one from Star Wars. Filmlab is like being Luke Skywalker with a hood over your head holding a light sabre while Obi Wan instructs you to hit a target you cannot see.

 

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Lazing on a Sunday Arvo Part

Yesterday (Sunday) was one of the most important days of Filmlab, yet also one of the slowest.

Each group had to make a presentation of their work so far to an esteemed panel of guest industry people. There was a lot of pre-presentation nerves around but personally I was not so affected by it. While I knew of all those we were presenting to, and held what they had done in the film industry in high esteem, the bottom line is, I still don’t think of myself as a film person. A bird person yes, a TV person- certainly in the past, ditto for comedy, but film and I have been more like acquaintances that nod to each other across a crowded room at a party. So I think I approached our presentation with a certain insouciance that only dumb-arsed naivety can bring. If the shoe was on the other foot and Shane was accompanying me to make a presentation to Birds Australia’s Rarities Committee (kind of like a Star Chamber for bird nerds) then I would be a nervous wreck and he would be shrugging his shoulders asking “what’s the big deal?”

I think our presentation went pretty well. We managed I believe to convey a sense of what the project was and how it had evolved through the Filmlab process. The response we got from Bridget, Rolf and Wayne was very encouraging, and it was thrilling to gain recognition from them that they saw merit in our idea.

But much of the day was spent either waiting to present or cooling one’s heels after making the presentation. After two and a half weeks of frenetic activity and creativity, sustained by the lashings of mind-blowing good food we are served daily and pure adrenaline, once we stopped, everybody started to crash big time.

In the afternoon, some of the Lab Rats showed some snippets of films that had inspired or affected them in some way. It was fascinating and instructive to see the influences of other teams, but for some, it was hard to keep awake as the energy drained from our bodies.

Then Paddy slipped in one of the most fascinating and thought-provoking sessions of the entire Lab.

He played us a piece of music from Estonian composer Arvo Part. Entitled “Speigel im Speigel” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtFPdBUl7XQ) I think it has been used in about two hundred films, but with good cause because it is an incredibly effective and affecting, yet simple piece of music. Paddy then asked us to write down what the music evoked in us- emotionally and imaginatively. He managed to fill a whiteboard full of responses. And could have filled several more, so evocative was the music. (Dave was so inspired he managed to write a seven page essay on an old man walking through a snow storm and finding a button that he had lost back in 1943 while farewelling his fiance before heading off to the battle of Stalingrad. Or something like that.)

But then he got us to listen again and concentrate purely on the structure of the music. It soon became apparent that Part’s composition was based on a very precise mathematical formula. It was this calculated structure, Paddy insisted, not any airy-fairy emotionality that we were responding to. Without the structure you wouldn’t have the emotional impact.

I challenged this idea saying perhaps Part had merely chanced upon this sequence simply by tinkling at the piano randomly and finding a sound he liked. Paddy’s response was that yes, that could be the case, but an infinite number of monkeys sitting at an infinite number of typewriters could also eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. (That quote always reminds me of the monkey smoking a cigarette in Mr Burn’s mansion who comes up with “It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.” )

But I would still argue that it wasn’t the mathematics that was making us respond to the music, but the art that Part had applied to his structure that touches us. Paddy kind of conceded this admitting that yes, over this formula Arvo Part had chosen particularly evocative instruments such as violin and piano, and he had added in flourishes on top of the basic pattern to keep us interested.

He made a telling point though. I would like to take it one step further and add that for me this is the essence of what I consider great art; be it, music, cinema, writing, or comedy. The trouble with being a creative practitioner is that it entails taking on board structure when you approach your work and you soon become aware of the artifice that goes into constructing a work of art, and can no longer enjoy it for its own sake. This happened to me a long time ago with comedy, and is why I rarely ever enjoy stand up as I can see how even the best of them are working at the craft. So much of enjoying comedy is about surprise and when you know how the house of cards is being constructed, it doesn’t take much for it to it to be torn down. Occasionally I still get surprised by comedians who, even if I can see how they are going about constructing their jokes, transcend it by a new approach or simply brilliant performance. The Office and Flight of the Conchords are two comedies in the last few years that have achieved this rare feat for me. (Conversely I find Ricky Gervais’ stand up almost unbearable because I can see what he is trying to do and know how he is going about it.)

Since becoming an author, and grappling with how best to express that form, I have started to lose some of the joy of reading. Even highly lauded (and awarded) novels leave me cold because I see too much of the construction going on. I generally don’t want to see how clever an artist is, I want them to hide it so I get swept up in the art and forget about how it was constructed.

This is one reason why I don’t consider myself much of a film person- I have long resented the feeling of being manipulated by filmakers. The film experiences I really enjoy are the ones where the filmaker transcends their constructive methods. It’s like Gaudi’s Sagrada Familia in Barcelona- the only building that has ever literally taken my breath away. The architecture buffs can bang on all they like about the conceptual brilliance of that (as yet unfinished?) building and talk the of the audacious specifications of the structure, but when I saw it in the flesh, (well,  in the plaster and steel), all that was forgotten as I stood before its transcendent glory.

Arvo Part’s piece is the same- it may be the most clinical construction in the musical universe, but he transcends that in his execution, and the last thing anyone but a music student is thinking about is the structure.

So well done Paddy, you got this exhausted brain to contemplate the nature of the sublime on a somnolent Sunday arvo.

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Filmlab Bird List

Many hours of Filmlab have been spent  discussing the nature of great art and beauty and how to create it. To me there is no clearer form of poetic expression than a bird list.

So here is my bird list for this year’s Filmlab. Still two days to go, and who knows, Stephen Cleary may have a field to Salt Works lined up so the list may still jump up a bit.

All birds seen at the SAFC, en route to SAFC or in Filmlab related travels around town.

Pied Cormorant

Little Pied Cormorant

Little Black Cormorant

Pacific Black Duck

Australian Wood Duck

Hardhead

Great Egret

Australian Pelican

Dusky Moorhen

Purple Swamphen

Eurasian Coot

Australian Hobby

Masked Lapwing

Silver Gull

Crested Tern

Caspian Tern

Spotted Dove

Barbary Dove (My first lifer in four years! NB: Lifer means bird I haven’t seen in the wild before)

Feral Pigeon

Crested Pigeon

Long-billed Corella

Galah

Rainbow Lorikeet

Musk Lorikeet

Crimson (Adelaide) Rosella

Eastern Rosella

Welcome Swallow

Willie Wagtail

Magpie Lark

Red Wattlebird

Little Wattlebird

Noisy Miner

White-plumed Honeyeater

New Holland Honeyeater

Australian Magpie

Little Raven

House Sparrow

Common Blackbird

Common Starling

Total 39. One short of the magic 40.*

* 40 is actually not a particularly magic number.

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Birds of a feather flock to lectures together

Andre Gide once quipped over a lazy absinthe that one should try every experience in life at least once; except incest and folk dancing. Inspired by the poet’s spirit, last night I took up the challenge and resolved to do something I had never done before in my life.

I went to a ornithological talk.

Admittedly, I went to film Sean who was the guest speaker at Bird SA’s monthly meeting. But also I saw it as an opportunity to go undercover and do some first-hand research on our target audience.

To put it simply, Sean is a birdstar!!

He is to twitchers what the Kardashians are to Who Weekly. His very presence anywhere in their immediate vacinity causes a ‘grip off’ frenzy over who actually saw him first. He was literally mobbed by birders from the moment he walked in until the inevitable  fight at the end of the night over who was going to drive him home.

Besides the slap I received from the owlish woman at the door (who thought I was from Today Tonight) what immediately struck me was the unbridled enthusiasm circulating in the aether. The passion in the room was palpable!! Birdwatchers of all ages hovered around Sean like seagulls to chips as he signed his books. Love was definitely in the air…

Needless to say, it was extremely illuminating to watch my (extremely humourous!!) co-writer flourish in his natural habitat. As anyone who has read his books would know, Sean is a consummate performer delivering his unique blend of personal confession, avian travelogue and environmental insights to a truly captivated audience. Indeed, there was an audible gasp when Sean presented his slide of an extremely proud Regent Honeyeater (Bird 619 of The Big Twitch) to the gathered.

The end of the night reminded me of the last scene in Michael Ritchies’  film The Candidate where Peter Boyle’s campaign manager looks across a crowded room to recently elected Senatorial nominee Robert Redford, desperately trying to make eye contact with him.

As Redford is herded away by a throng of frenzied journalists, he looks over to Boyle and shouts, “What do we do now?” Unfortunately Boyle can’t hear him. The wheels of the political machine have already begun to turn and the wave washes Redford out the room unto his destiny…

However unlike Ritchie’s characters, the rollercoaster ride that is FilmLab makes me feel we’re now a step closer to answering THAT question…

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A careful man tries to dodge the bullets while a happy man takes a walk

Yesterday Paddy hit us with some quotes about art to fire us up. He does that kind of thing.

The title above is one of the few quotes that have ever stuck with me. It is from an Eels album, “Electro Shock Blues” and is the last line of the last song. Tha album is about how the singer’s mother died of cancer and mentally ill sister commited suicide all in the same year. Cheery stuff I know, but this last line shows him picking himself up and heading back into life. (He whispers one more line- “maybe its time to live”.)

This quote resonated strongly with me when I was writing Cooking with Baz, the book bout my parents’ deaths from cancer. For some reason, it is coming back into my head as we approach the final straight of Filmlab. You seem to get more out of life when you are able t say, “Stuff the risks, I’m just going to get in there and do it.”

And so, here we are, with one last week of opportunity.

Maybe it is time to live.

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Return to the Lair of the Nazi Monkeys

After a three day break that seemed to rush by all too quickly, I flew back into Adelaide for the final week of Filmlab. Shane had a sleepover at my place as we nutted out the task set for us: to write a 3 page plot outline of our film. Oh it was fun- hot cocoa, pillow fights, ghost stories told with torch held under our chins…

Actually it was both of us trying not to fall asleep as we dealt with issues of narrative perspective and plot points. Shane had spent the break editing a film and I had been back in Melbourne working on the final touches of the latest issue of my magazine as well as doing some Spicks and Specks work, so we were both already knackered before the week started.

But we got there and sent the document off in some semblance of order.

Arriving the next morning at the SAFC we were greeted by Monkeys in Nazi uniforms having coffee in the corridor. I am told it is part of the shooting of Danger 5, but suspect that I have actually gone mad. We were meant to be attending lectures by Stephen on narrative perspective and tips for the development process, but I kept running off and being hosed done by gorillas as I  screamed, “It’s a madhouse, a madhouse!” when they threw back into my straw-filled cage.

I think.  Am I at Filmlab, or has the spirit of Charlton Heston entered my body?  I can’t tell any more.

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Get out of my dreams and into my car

Ok, I was going to title this post, “When the going gets tough the tough get going” but that would have seemed a little cliched so I thought I would go with another Billy Ocean classic.

And so it came to the point last Sunday- the end of week two of the Lab- where we had to present for the third time. We were all given onerous tasks that seemed impossible to achieve. (I would have said Sisyphean tasks, but at least Sisyphus had the luxury of resuming his task afresh each day- ours was a one shot kind of thing.) Ours, as we have said, was to film a version of the last 15 minutes of our film.In less than 3 days.

While we naturally would have loved more time to pull it all together, and could see that what we had come up with was far clunkier  than we would have liked, I felt like we had done an amazing job getting everything to together as we had. And it certainly represented how we saw the film playing out.  How the viewers of our presentation would see it was another matter entirely.

We were second last with our presentation, and as I watched the others, I started  to get increasingly apprehensive. In our audience were last year’s batch of Lab Rats. And as they responded to each presentation I started to think we were really in trouble- these guys were serious film nuts, all nodding knowingly whenever one of them mentioned an obscure scene from one of the lesser known works of filmakers I had barely heard of. As we got up to present I was thinking that these serious young insects were going to shred our little film to pieces.

I was wrong. They greeted what we had done with enthusiasm, telling observations and thoughtful comments. Maybe after having gone through last year’s lab they knew that at this juncture we filmakers needed gentle treatment, but I actually think their response was genuine. It was extremely encouraging to know that what Shane and I had cobbled together had resonated with them. They responded really well to the interplay we had between different versions of me telling the story and seemed genuinely excited by our collage like approach to the material. And most gratifying for me, they laughed in all the places we had hoped they had laughed.

We came away from the showing extremely buoyed. Some of the other groups seemed to be not so happy. I felt that they were being too harsh on themselves as I thought all the presentations were very impressive. By the end of it I was thinking that Shane and I actually had the easiest task, as though a huge job, was fairly straightforward. Many of the other teams were set tasks that took them away from what they probably thought were their core ideas, but they all responded magnificently and it was clear why the cabal of evil geniuses (genii?) who run Filmlab had set these tasks, as they all illustrated areas of people’s projects that had been hitherto unaddressed in unexplored dark corners.

Hugh expressed frustration that the constraints of time and process meant he hadn’t been able to achieve what he would have liked, but I thought his group’s presentation (a film version of a short story of their plot written and narrated by Sandy in isolation of the others in the group) really worked well. Even it was not the film or plot they wanted to make, for the first time in any of their presentations I could actually see what they were aiming for, and I really, really liked it. Hugh thought the ending he shot was a little ham fisted but I thought it worked pretty well. Maybe I’m an idiot, but I loved it Hugh.

Sue (Ursula), also seemed frustrated by the exercise she had to complete. She had to shoot a reading of short comedy horror script. She seemes to have done so reluctanltly- kicking and screaming really- but Lindy, her producer proudly told us that she ahd knocked out the script in an hour and it had hardly needed any alteration. I thought she achieved the comedy/horror balance perfectly. It was hilarious but incredibly dark and unsettling. What I loved about it, and why I thought it was brilliant comedy was that it was played for truth. Sure one of the characters was attending a therapy session in a Wes Craven mask and spoke with a monstrous voice, but it was played so straight and real that we quickly accepted the logic of this world. It wasn’t playing up for laughs. This may be nothing like the film they want to make, but it was remarkable how they had successfully met the brief, and executed it so well.

I reckon all the teams should be pretty happy with what they achieved and I hope they went into the break satisfied and rested up well. Cos another week like the last could very well kill us all!

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